Batteries Quote by Hannibal Buress

“There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'” quote by Hannibal Buress — Download Open image

“There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'”

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