Beer drinking Quote by Hank Hill Download Open image “If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.” — Hank Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer drinking Buy Beer Drinking Sorority Sorority Sell Wine
When I went to college, it didn't even occur to me that I should be in a sorority at all. I went to school… — Spencer Grammer Copy Share Image
Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever I walk… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
And I don't know what I'd do at a fraternity party. All that might be a little lost on me. — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Let's be clear: no one is forced into hazing. If you don't want to be hazed, don't join a fraternity. — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The presidents of colleges have to have some courage to step forward. You can't limit alcohol in college sports, you have to get rid… — Dean Smith Copy Share Image
Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'? — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher Copy Share Image
With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of men, that… — Donald Horne Copy Share Image
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
