Awkward Quote by Glenn Hefley

“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”

— Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this how did you get in my house business.

— Anonymous

“Then you can eat in bed.I'll make you a plate and-" "And the day I eat in bed I better be dying.Food leaves crumbs.That…

— Michele Sinclair

I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got…

— Mitch Hedberg

She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

— Wandini

“I have half a mind to take you home and put you to bed properly.”

— Nicole Andrews Moore

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I truly hate being a guest in someone's home...Worst of all, you have to 'make nice' at all hours. I don't want someone across…

— Sue Grafton

“Then you must also spend the night. We are miles from an inn, and I can promise you that the sheets are fresh and…

— Karen Hawkins

“those who have experienced your hospitality at night, have little occasion for breakfast in the morning.—”

— Walter Scott

“You're not very fond of your room by day. You never think about it. You're in and out, the door opens and slams, the…

— Katherine Mansfield

“I want my breakfast.”

— Megan Whalen Turner