Humor-inspirational Quote by Gerard de Marigny

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

— Henny Youngman

“I wonder if I were to have an X-ray at the little hospital, would the machine see my grief? Is it like rust, arheum…

— Sebastian Barry

“When the doctors came in a little while later saying they thought they knew my diagnosis, I was afraid to know.”

— Sarah Todd Hammer

“The doctor was clueless!”

— Steven Magee

“...the usual icing period (where the doctor doesn't come right away but leaves you there to freeze in your paper gown while scraping at…

— Claudine Wolk

“The doctor tapped my ribs and eavesdropped on my heart.”

— Margaret Atwood

“MRI good... X-ray good... blood work good..." If everything's so good, what the hell's she doing here?”

— Jerry Spinelli

“The most powerful and most deceptive medical lie of all, is that your doctor knows everything there is to know about your health, or…

— Ken D. Berry

“Lina had never seen anyone so disorganized as the doctor. She peeked into the medicine room once when the doctor was out and was…

— Jeanne DuPrau

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

— Markus Herz

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

“A novelist is a doctor who sees only terminal cases.”

— John Irving