Animal Quote by Georgette Heyer

“Your expression dog paddles the entire meeting but your daydream ricochets between the prospect of quitting and painting your room.”

— Lori Lamothe

I was a bouncer for, like, three months in Boston until everybody figured out that I should never be a bouncer. I'm so soft.…

— Ty Burrell

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” the bouncer said, folding his arms across his massive chest. He stared down at the boy in the…

— Cassandra Clare

“She couldn't take her eyes off him. He had sandy-blond hair and piercingly green eyes. Today he wore a deep-red T-shirt with the word…

— Amanda Carlson

I used to bodyguard for some celebrities and other people, and when I wasn't doing that, I used to work at a disco as…

— Mr. T

When I was 22, I had the opportunity to work as a bouncer. I only had to work one or two nights and could…

— Frank Mir

“bouncer inside. There was probably”

— Pamela Samuels Young

How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.

— Demetri Martin

If you want to bowl a yorker, you have to land it; if you want to bowl a bouncer you have to be on…

— Dale Steyn

'What you doin'?' Nothin' much, would shout out some other stuff. Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us.

— Earl Sweatshirt

I was a bouncer for nine years, it was all I knew how to do, and my training was not to talk loosely...That's still…

— Vin Diesel

I was a bouncer, if you can believe it for a while in a sports bar. I let everybody in.

— Adam Granduciel

“Yeah, I'm over forty, flighty, and fluffy- I'd say I'm not ideal bouncer material.”

— Jen Lancaster

The bouncer shouldn't be banned. Hitting batsmen, I'm afraid, is part of the game. But it's the histrionics, the nonsense, the prancing, the in-your-face…

— Jonathan Agnew

“Do I look human enough to pass in the day?" "Yes, Suze. You do if you're looking to be a bouncer at a strip…

— Emi Gayle