"Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your……" — George Jefferson
"Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!"
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18 Quotes by George Jefferson
George Jefferson has 18 quotes on this site.
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If he's gonna have the last laugh, I'm gonna have it first.
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See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her…
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
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It ain't an IOU; just go ahead and sign it.
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Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.'
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You watch your mouth son.
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Weezy you gonna get some black tube steak tonight.
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That's nothing, Weezy can pull rabbits out of that telescope.
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We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!
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Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini!
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Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
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If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
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Just tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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