George Jefferson Quotes

18 quotes in 150 categories

• If he's gonna have the last laugh, I'm gonna have it first.
• See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a nigger!
• I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
• It ain't an IOU; just go ahead and sign it.
• Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.'
• You watch your mouth son.
• Weezy you gonna get some black tube steak tonight.
• That's nothing, Weezy can pull rabbits out of that telescope.
• We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!
• Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini!
• Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
• If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
• This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is…
• HEY! Who you calling crazy, honky?
• She's what you call, a domestic.
• Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he…
• You're right. Nothing's worse than a honky except being married to one!
• Huh! He called me nigga!

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