George Jefferson Quotes
18 quotes
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If he's gonna have the last laugh, I'm gonna have it first.
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See that, Weezie! That's what happens when you mix black and white! Watch, in another minute, he's gonna call her a nigger!
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
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It ain't an IOU; just go ahead and sign it.
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Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.'
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You watch your mouth son.
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Weezy you gonna get some black tube steak tonight.
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That's nothing, Weezy can pull rabbits out of that telescope.
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We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!
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Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini!
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Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
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If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
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This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is…
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HEY! Who you calling crazy, honky?
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She's what you call, a domestic.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he…
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You're right. Nothing's worse than a honky except being married to one!
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Huh! He called me nigga!
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