"I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but…" — George Carlin

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• If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was… — Michele Bachmann
• Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. — Muhammad Ali
• One thing that's really interesting is not only the magnitude of the recent immigration into this country, but also its… — Unknown Author
• If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society… — John Dingell
• At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was… — Clint Eastwood
• That first week, I also went to Washington. That was really tough. I sympathize with those Washington figures who have… — Daniel Okrent
• According to the National Crime Survey administered by the Bureau of the Census and the National Institute of Justice, it… — Gary Kleck
• The Indian Bureau system is wrong. The only way to adjust wrong is to abolish it, and the only reform… — Unknown Author
• You might want to check with the IPCC Bureau. I've been told that IPCC is above national FOI Acts. One… — Phil Jones
• We called the Weather Bureau and found out what historically was the hottest day of the summer...So we scheduled the… — Tim Wirth
• The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been requested to assist in the investigation of reported sightings of flying disks... — J. Edgar Hoover
• The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately,… — Conan O'Brien

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