"A cat will blink when struck with a…" — George Carlin
"A cat will blink when struck with a hammer."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Blink Quotes
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one of 250 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Backstreet…
— Travis Barker
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You're going to die soon enough anyway; even if it's a hundred years from now, that's still the blink of…
— Jesse Bering
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Now simmer blinks on flowery braes, And o'er the crystal streamlet plays.
— Robert Burns
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Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just…
— Sebastian Coe
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Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
— Robin Williams
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Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.
— Joan Rivers
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A blur of blinks, taps, jiggles, pivots and shifts ... the body language of a man wishing urgently to be…
— Edward R. Murrow
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Thus will we deal with life, my little help-meet. Will we not, eh? What though it blink at us like…
— Leonid Andreyev
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Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you…
— Kenny Chesney
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When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made…
— Rihanna
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What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes…
— Anthony Hopkins
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My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds…
— Patrick Swayze
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