Little girl Quote by George Axelrod

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

“With a final appreciative look, he mused, “My big studly giraffe.” “My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“When she bought the cats her mother asked her straight out if they were 'baby substitutes'. 'No,' Ruth had answered, straight-faced. 'They're kittens. If…

— Elly Griffiths

Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas.

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

“Thanks, you guys." Fiona smiled. "I haven't been with anyone since Jackson and I split. I hate to act like such a hoochie mama,…

— Candis Terry

“Boys don't gush, so I can stand it. The last time I let in a party of girls, one fell into my arms and…

— Louisa May Alcott

“I'm starving. I haven't had anything to eat since I stole a bear claw from your kitchen this morning." "You didn't steal it. All…

— Ilona Andrews