"I practice safe sex - I use an…" — Garry Shandling
"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
- When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
- It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
- I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
- I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
- I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
- I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
- Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
- Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
- My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
- Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
- I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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