"I have such poor vision I can date…" — Garry Shandling
"I have such poor vision I can date anybody."
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49 Quotes by Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling has 49 quotes on this site.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with…
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I…
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake…
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Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right…
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I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent…
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Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the…
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I never took a grant or borrowed a penny from anybody. It was partially because I didn't really know how…
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Anybody can be a great photographer if they zoom in enough on what they love.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
— Charles Barkley
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would…
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I don't know anybody's road who's been paved perfectly for them, there are no manuals, you don't know what life…
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I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
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I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call…
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I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys,' I wouldn't smile…
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