Time Quote by Francis X. Blouin Jr

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

— Yakov Smirnoff

“In those days, this was years for the sputnik thing, it was customary to downgrade the Russians' science. People who know something about those…

— E.L. Doctorow

“As the old saying went in the Soviet Union, “They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.”

— Stefan Molyneux

“It’s like the fates are conspiring to keep me in Moscow. It’s not enough that Russia has winters brutal enough to decimate its enemies’…

— Anna Zaires

“Leave it to the Russians to have an angel gulag.”

— Verlaine

“He who does not regret the breakup of the Soviet Union has no heart. He who wants to revive it in its previous form…

— Michael Rank

“In the Soviet Union, it's takes more courage to retreat than advance.”

— Joseph Stalin

“* *Do remember that dishonesty and cowardice always have to be paid for.*Don’t imagine that for years on end you can make yourself the…

— George Orwell

“I am not arguing that the Soviet Union did not present a threat to the security of the United States. I am arguing that…

— James McCartney

“Each person has his own manner of waking in the morning after a drunken orgy, and as nothing is unknown to a Soviet citizen,…

— Valentin Kataev

“Dig your nails deep enough into the back of a Soviet, and eventually you'll find a Russian.”

— Magnus Flyte

“Experience often repeated, truly bitter experience, had taught him long ago that with decent people, especially Moscow people -- always slow to move and…

— Anton Chekhov