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“Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.” quote by Fran Lebowitz
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“Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.”

Fran Lebowitz

About This Quote

Source Essay: Social Commentary, Fran Lebowitz, 1990s

The quote humorously links competence in a basic skill to moral entitlement, suggesting that lacking ability disqualifies one from certain privileges.

In simple terms: If you can't do something basic, you shouldn't have certain rights.

Key Takeaway

Earn rights by mastering fundamentals.

Themes

responsibility skill rights

Mood

wry critical

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • education
  • parenting
  • public policy
  • personal development

Key Concepts

meritocracy social critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you think competence should determine rights?
  • What are fair criteria for privilege?
A Different Perspective

The analogy is absurd and oversimplifies complex rights issues.

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