Absurd Quote by Flight of the Conchords

“BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs... JEMAINE…

— Flight of the Conchords

“Brett was damned good-looking. She wore a slip-over jersey sweater and a tweed skirt, and her hair was brushed back like a boy's. She…

— Ernest Hemingway

“Owen couldn’t believe his luck. Candice Mayfair was the beautiful white wolf he’d seen that day so long ago. Not that she looked like…

— Terry Spear

“I think Ken should grow some balls and tell Barbie to piss off," Matt said after Ashley waved an accusing finger in Darren's (leg-puppy)…

— Rebekkah Ford

“Mick was glad for it. Even though these were enemies, she found herself feeling camaraderie for anyone dealing with something similar to what she’d…

— Ruby Lionsdrake

“Mickelsson looked at her, surprised to discover that she was stupid.”

— John Gardner

“She spotted Matt Holden and her eyes began to twinkle. He was a handsome devil, even at his age. His wife had died the…

— Diana Palmer

“… They both professed to be atheists, but, judging by their conduct, they exhibited in their daily lives all those attributes which are fundamental…

— E.R. Braithwaite

“She is very wonderful, Bertie. She is not one of these flippant, shallow-minded, modern girls. She is sweetly grave and beautifully earnest. She reminds…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Courtney’s emotions had always been controlled and steady, logical and levelheaded. But around Brett, it was like she was on a high-speed roller coaster…

— Michelle Madow

“They had a nice,if not private, reunion before Rupert joined them. He didn't exactly ruin it, but if he insisted on enacting their pretense…

— Johanna Lindsey

“What Beatrice had done with her face, actually, was what any plain girl could do. She had overlaid it with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and…

— Kurt Vonnegut