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Flight of the Conchords

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[Wikipedia] Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand musical comedy duo formed in Wellington in 1998. The band consists of multi-instrumentalists Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. Beginning as a popular live comedy act in the early 2000s, the duo's comedy and music became the basis of the self-titled BBC radi

Quotes by Flight of the Conchords

“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ”

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“I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....”

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Song

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“2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.”

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Absurd

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“Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape,…

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Love

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“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company…

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Absurd

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“Boogie, boogie, aw yeah, Robo-Boogie”

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“BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of…

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Life

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“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes…

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“You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks It's business, it's business…

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Business

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“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!”

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“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room)…

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Absurd

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“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her…

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Absurd

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“JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET…

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Absurd

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“The humans are dead(I see that they're dead) The humans are dead(I'm glad that they're dead) It had to be done(I've just…

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Nature of man

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“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With…

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Absurd

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