Absurd Quote by Flight of the Conchords

“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics…

— Flight of the Conchords

“I'm a wordsmith. My expertise is in word formation and rhyming compilation. I'm going to revolutionize hip hop with unique, fiery lyrics that rhyme…

— Wade The Wordsmith

Straight out of Blackpool, I'm William Regal. My rhymes so intense, they shouldn't be legal. My style is refined, not crude and crass. I'll…

— William Regal

I don't pronounce all my words exactly how they do on the BBC. I am who I am.

— Angela Rayner

Big shout out to Nas: if you want to scream my name out again and put my name in your rhyme, I think it's…

— Damon Dash

I was never too keen on the British music press. They've called us a supermarket hype, and they used to suggest that we didn't…

— Freddie Mercury

But I've been freestyling and messing around with rhyming since I was 13. That's when I really started listening to hip-hop music.

— John Cena

“I stomped down the hallway, twisted the latch on the front door, and yanked it open. ‘Are you… “Ozzy Zig”?’ said Guy Fawkes, in…

— Ozzy Osbourne

My Britishness waters my music down!

— Stefflon Don

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. bitch what if I was freestyling.

— Anonymous

When I write I consider it a rhyme. In the studio I consider it laying down vocals. Onstage, I'm entertaining; I don't even think…

— LL Cool J

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich