Absurd Quote by Flight of the Conchords

“I know now that my avatar all along has been closer to Lisa Simpson than anyone else.”

— Tori Amos

“Geliebten Lakaien are once again here with us. Lisa, Heddy, Henrietta, Peter, and Jean Pierre,”

— Anne Rice

“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other.”

— Danny Wallace

It's Mari, Jack," Ken whispered, needing to say it aloud. "What?" Jack jerked around, staring at the sniper as the eyes fluttered closed. "Are…

— Christine Feehan

“Barbara and Jenna scurried along, leaving me to serve the next people in line. A woman and a man. They looked in love and…

— L.J. Shen

“Jacqueline, for how many days have I been without food. There was a crash, the whole house shook. Where is Langley? Where is my…

— E.L. Doctorow

“Wait a second, Carlie. You're not telling me you're letting Aunt Charlotte help you find a man for Clara? Are you serious? You think…

— Lisa Smartt

Gabriel: Bethany lacks understanding about the ways of the world. She still has much to learn and that makes her vulnerable." Beth: "Do you…

— Alexandra Adornetto

“Kara, I’m not taking this job because of what’s going on with me and Dan. I’m taking it because for a while back there…

— Kitty French

“I hadn't taken to the colonel, yet he had piqued my interest. You can be fascinated even by a tree frog if you watch…

— Umberto Eco

“Despite the fact that she was clearly hard at work in the middle of the desert, she still managed to look effortlessly stylish. When…

— Lindsay Jayne Ashford

If you weren’t there, how do you know someone pushed her?” Sergeant Kenn asked. “Well …,” said Jared. “And what were you doing, running…

— Sarah Rees Brennan