“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along Basically just free Just basically from the top of my dome Sometimes it's not so good My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs... JEMAINE Bret, did any of this actually happen? BRET The girl I described She's as real as the wind It's true, I saw her today The other details are inventions Because I prefer her that way” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks It's business, it's business time” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room) And when… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her eyes were… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
