Boys-humor Quote by Ferguson Fartworthy

“With Cosmic Ordering you can count your chickens before they have hatched.”

— Stephen Richards

“4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another.”

— Frances O'Roark Dowell

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.”

— Mark Twain

“You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“A chicken, de Vries realized, was merely an egg's way of making a better egg.”

— Siddhartha Mukherjee

“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”

— H.L. Stephens

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“I am only an egg.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“It no longer mattered if it was the chicken or the egg; it was quite simply a nest from which both beautiful and damaged…

— Tessie Regan

“anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just…

— M.C. Steve

“When the nest becomes too small a bird is ready to spread its wings and fly.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“This was a very innocent planet, except for thos great big brains. .”

— Kurt Vonnegut Galapagos