Boys-humor Quote by Ferguson Fartworthy

“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot day he…

— Bill Bryson

“At this the Wart's eyes grew rounder and rounder, until they were about as big as the owl's who was sitting on his shoulder,…

— T.H. White

“The doleful, ugly sounds became entangled in his whiskers.”

— Maxim Gorky

“It was quiet and smooth -a gazelle trapped in the body of a wart hog.”

— Jonathan Evison

“The whole right side of his face was smashed in, concave forehead and crushed cheekbone and one eye bugging precariously from a broken socket.…

— Joan Frances Turner

“Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.”

— Will Cuppy

“Krawg's vulturebeak nose twitched in the middle of the few undisciplined whiskers that grew where a mustache did not.”

— Jeffrey Overstreet

“Patches of hair stuck to his wet cheekbones. His ears were threaded with tiny little wampum earrings, except at the cartilage, where the rings…

— Rose Christo

“He has the face of a toad, the manners of a pig, and the mind of a flea.”

— Susan Maupin Schmid

“If worries were warts, I'd be a toad!”

— Emily Nelson

“He has lungs and a heart and he... he is just telling himself over and over again that he is all fish because that's…

— Hannah Moskowitz

“The side whiskers indeed were quite handsome. But he stroked them so very zealously that looking at him, one might very well think that…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky