Chew Quote by Eve Langlais

“Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don’t come complaining to me.”

— Shelly Laurenston

“He swept his hand, indicating me from head to toe. "It's like you just broke your seal and slipped out of your plastic wrap".…

— Kat Falls

“Dont ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth. Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her,…

— Simone Elkeles

“I give you a week, maybe two, before you're driven to bite someone." "I don't know how to... to bite or drink! But you…

— Kresley Cole

“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother, madam, seeing…

— Terry Pratchett

“Okay,” I say at last. “But you have to teach me how to do animals. I can’t keep myself from wilting when I’m a…

— Margaret Maron

“Lay it on me" "I was trying to. Geez, woman, make up your mind," Fane hold her, eyes glowing. She threw one hand up…

— Quinn Loftis

“I’m happy to see that we’re stopping to eat some dinner, since we didn’t actually eat lunch today. Instead we just argued, I pouted,…

— Ella Dominguez

“And, just like that, he had thrown at me his own little test. If I was going to toy with him and challenge his…

— Khaled Hosseini

I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of…

— Eddie Izzard

“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down his throat?”

— Katee Robert

“The only reason you brought me here tonight was because you thought it would appease me. Throw the vicious dog a bone and it’ll…

— Natasha Anders