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“Father banged the table with his fist really hard so that the plates and his knife and fork jumped around and my ham jumped…

— Christopher

“I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money.”

— C.J. Roberts

“I chop the broccoli into pieces with ZigZag Knife, sometimes I swallow some when Ma's not looking and she says, "Oh, no, where's that…

— Emma Donoghue

“Broccoli spaceship. Broccoli SPACESHIP!”

— Gina Damico

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk…

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you just going to stand there frying hamburgers while your child could be dying in a fire?”

— Yōko Ogawa

“I don’t like broccoli. I’ve never liked it. I think it’s the food of the devil.”

— Sam Crescent

“His eyes lit up. "Oh, it's the Vanderbilts! They make these pumpkin and banana pancakes that are so good, they will make you want…

— Shelly Crane

“Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.”

— Olga Núñez Miret

“That night he ate so much spaghetti, Mom said he was in danger of turning into a big noodle, which made him laugh so…

— Thea Harrison

“GOT OUTTA MY KITCHEN!!!”

— Harry Styles

“Scuse me—gotta hurry home—left the chillun on the stove.”

— Walt Kelly