Disorder Quote by Eugene Mirman

“The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.” quote by Eugene Mirman — Download Open image

“The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.”

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