Children Quote by Elyn R. Saks

“When I tried to give my half-eaten ice cream to another child, I ran into the first problem of the day.”

— Graham Parke

“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”

— S Balaram

“The key: always assume you are the least intelligent person in the room. Always. Do this in every room, at every dinner, in every…

— James Altucher

“When I went home…I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read. After a day spent dealing with others, television…

— Charlaine Harris

“I would go into my classroom and find my seat, and then my mom would take a picture of me at my new desk!”

— Kenton Duty

“You might jump in at this point and say: Hey. Guy. (It's Mark.) Okay, Mark. If the same day is repeating over and over…

— Lev Grossman

[My parents when I was a kid] would go, "It's a nice hot day. Why are you inside watching the TV?" And you go,…

— Charlie Brooker

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After…

— Erma Bombeck

“It was great not having a roommate. I didn’t have to turn the lights off and go to bed, like, ever. I took my…

— Cat Marnell

“Yes, this is what I want to do. I want to sit alone in a cubicle all day and think about words and not…

— Kory Stamper

“I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I nearly woke up the strawberries and bananas. You…

— Jarod Kintz

“I kicked my shoes off, shuffled out of the black jeans and carted an armload of food into my bedroom. I switched the television…

— Janet Evanovich