Marriage Quote by Elizabeth McCracken

“It's funny, isn't it, what will make you break? Your lover moves to London and falls in love with a news reader for the…

— Anna Quindlen

“You know you may feel very sad like a child whose toy is broken; but then you know sun rises, life continues and you…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE…

— Charlaine Harris

“After twenty-two years of marriage, we had outgrown the challenge of making something out of nothing. The nesting instincts just weren't there anymore. I…

— Erma Bombeck

“But finally, Mr. Wind-Up Bird, isn't that just what life is? Aren't we all trapped in the dark somewhere, and they've taken away our…

— Haruki Murakami

“Like birds leaving the dangerous places man must also leave his dangerous ideas!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“On a whim, I once entered a neighbor's apartment through an open window and left a pink, glittery beach ball sitting on his bed,…

— Boyd Rice

“ “Well, Mr. George, I’d say that’s a long way up for us to be worried about a wee 30 feet from away down here?...…

— Tom Baldwin

“Alas, wife, what are you saying?' 'Husband,' said she. 'If I can't order the moon and sun to rise, and have to look on…

— Brothers Grimm

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.”

— Will Rogers

“When it comes to danger,” he’d say, “everybody’s chicken. But there are two kinds of chickens—chicken hawks and chicken shits. And it doesn’t matter…

— S.G. Redling