"For a single woman, preparing for company means……" — Elayne Boosler

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• Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up… — Roseanne Barr
• (Talking about his first computer) Like all kids we not only fooled around with our toys, we changed them. If… — Bill Gates
• Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you… — Sharon Stone
• I was dreaming of Craig Carton. — Boomer Esiason
• When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the… — Pink
• For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a… — Connie Britton
• Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent… — Earl Weaver
• My father brought me a box of books once when I was about three and a half or four. I… — Paula Fox
• The moment when the finished book or, better yet, a tightly packed carton of finished books arrives on my doorstep… — John Updike
• To pick up a cigarette wrapper or wine label or an old letter or the end of a carton is… — Robert Motherwell
• Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal… — Rich Hall
• When I was a little girl, I remember carrying my orange UNICEF carton with me as I went Trick-or-Treating. — Brandy Norwood

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