Carton Quotes

30 quotes by 29 authors

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… — Roseanne Barr
(Talking about his first computer) Like all kids we not only fooled around with our toys, we changed them. If you've ever watched a child… — Bill Gates
Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the AP English reading… — Sharon Stone
I was dreaming of Craig Carton. — Boomer Esiason
When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did… — Pink
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like 'Blue… — Connie Britton
Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You… — Earl Weaver
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. — Elayne Boosler
My father brought me a box of books once when I was about three and a half or four. I remember the carton they were… — Paula Fox
The moment when the finished book or, better yet, a tightly packed carton of finished books arrives on my doorstep is the moment of truth,… — John Updike
To pick up a cigarette wrapper or wine label or an old letter or the end of a carton is my way of dealing with… — Robert Motherwell
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall
When I was a little girl, I remember carrying my orange UNICEF carton with me as I went Trick-or-Treating. — Brandy Norwood
I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant. — Sherman Alexie
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton. — Don Roff
Why don't you like Noel Kahn?" Mike's voice made Aria jump. He stood a few feet away from Aria with a carton of orange juice… — Sara Shepard
On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. Â â€œI think these promotional campaigns have really… — Sarah Rees Brennan
A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. "This is cool, too!"… — Rick Riordan
Because...Beacause it's so good, and there's only one chance to read a book for the first time, and I want it to last. That experience.… — Richelle Mead
Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if… — Sara Shepard

Who Wrote These Carton Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 30 Carton Quotes, led by these top contributors: