Milk Carton Quotes
- For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. — Elayne Boosler
- Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side. — Rich Hall
- On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes. “I think these promotional campaigns have really… — Sarah Rees Brennan
- As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing-child face on a milk carton. — Chelsea Cain
- Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk
- Talk stupid and I will put you on a milk carton. — Khalifa Firas