Funny Quote by Ed O'Neill Download Open image “Nothing burps better than bacon.” — Ed O'Neill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Success
Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I could always say I wished I had a better film career... but overall, I've been one of the lucky ones. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
We need to elect leaders who have a strong moral compass. Leaders who are honest, straightforward, and tough - with a love of justice… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
When you come from where I come from, you're trying to get approval for something - you don't know what. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I loved the movie theater so I always saw a lot of movies. And then there was a play, I saw in the local… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I was with the Steelers, and I got cut, and I remember, when I left, I was relieved. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
'Married with Children,' we were good until the fifth or sixth season, and then we limped into the 11th season. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I was adrift for a while. I worked as a substitute teacher; I sold cars. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If you can sustain a career over 40 years in this business, you've gotta consider yourself lucky. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
