Bad boy Quote by Durjoy Datta

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn…

— Henny Youngman

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

“People say i need a Doctor! I say i am a Doctor!!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

— Ethel Mumford

“Any doctor will do in an emergency.”

— Cao Xueqin

“There should be an age limit for patients, he thinks as he takes off his shoes. You just have to say to them, "You…

— Etgar Keret

“He isn’t the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re sick. He is, however, the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re dead.”

— Sheldon Siegel

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

— Edward E. Rosenbaum

“Without the patient, there is no healthcare.”

— Christopher M. Giambruno

“Am I not as much a doctor as they? I too have my patients; in the first place, theirs, whom they call sick; and…

— Victor Hugo

“As the Readers’s Digest once said: ‘Many persons call a doctor when all they want is an audience.”

— Dale Carnegie

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman