Aging Quote by Etgar Keret

“Doctor(to patient): Give me your parent's number so that we can tell them what a bad boy you have been. Patient(Confused, unwilling): You don't…

— Durjoy Datta

“Old age and death are in the natural course of things. There is nothing a doctor can do about them.”

— Musō Soseki

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

— Ethel Mumford

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“Life goes on, whether you like it or not. I just wished it could lurch forward. Time is the best doctor, they say, and…

— Gaia B. Amman

“When a surgeon refuses to operate on you because it’s dangerous and unethical, you have no options. Just 'Here’s one more permanent loss to…

— Michael Bihovsky

Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you?

— Nikhil Saluja

“However wretched I may feel, I want to prolong the agony as long as possible. All my patients are like that. And so are…

— Henrik Ibsen

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

“Any doctor will do in an emergency.”

— Cao Xueqin

“Advice? You're too old to be given it and too young to take it.”

— Diana Gabaldon

Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to…

— Diane Frolov