Clients Quote by Douglas Adams
“It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you.”
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 1979
A satirical warning that seemingly generous offers may hide lethal intent, especially toward the eager.
In simple terms: Beware of offers that seem too good to be true.
Question motives, protect yourself.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- space exploration
- business negotiations
- government contracts
- personal safety
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What safeguards can you put in place when dealing with powerful entities?
- How does enthusiasm cloud judgment?
The humor masks a genuine risk of exploitation in enthusiastic parties.