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“It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear…” quote by Douglas Adams
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“It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you.”

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About This Quote

Source Novel: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 1979

A satirical warning that seemingly generous offers may hide lethal intent, especially toward the eager.

In simple terms: Beware of offers that seem too good to be true.

Key Takeaway

Question motives, protect yourself.

Themes

satire trust technology humanity

Mood

witty cautionary critical

Type

satire caution philosophical

When to use this quote

  • space exploration
  • business negotiations
  • government contracts
  • personal safety

Key Concepts

consumerism military interstellar travel humor

Questions to Reflect On

  • What safeguards can you put in place when dealing with powerful entities?
  • How does enthusiasm cloud judgment?
A Different Perspective

The humor masks a genuine risk of exploitation in enthusiastic parties.

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