God help Quote by Douglas Adams

“Part of me wants to turn him into hamburger and part of me doesn't want to beat up somebody who's taped to a tree.”

— Audrey Niffenegger

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”

— Darynda Jones

“The only thing I like about hamburgers…I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“Someone told me once that sex was like pizza; even when it was bad, it was really pretty good.”

— Warren Moore

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later. 'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.”

— Nora Roberts

“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“if the sex was too easy to get, it was not that great.”

— Sherry Argov

“On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?”

— Paul Newman

“Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and…

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“There’s sex, and there’s…this.” He met my eyes. “Just being with someone like this. This isn’t something that can be bought or sold, and…

— Lauren Gallagher