Shitheads Quote by Doug Benson Download Open image “Willem Dafoe is a shithead.” — Doug Benson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Shitheads Willem Dafoe
I was totally shocked when Willem Dafoe's manager said that he wanted to have lunch with me. — Robert Eggers Copy Share Image
And I had known Peter O'Toole before in London. And I'd liked him very much. And the thought of being in a picture with… — Anthony Quinn Copy Share Image
If you put Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods in a room together, there wouldn't be room for anyone else. — Dana Delany Copy Share Image
Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor. — Ben Falcone Copy Share Image
Peter Dinklage doesn't care. He's so cool so you can laugh at it. Most actors, if you laugh they'd just have a nervous breakdown.… — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Copy Share Image
I hated Peter O'Toole. I wanted to kill that guy! When they said he was dead, I was happy. People said, 'Poor Peter O'Toole.'… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I never met Peter O'Toole, but he one was of those rare actors whose success was defined by a single role. His incandescent performance… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
I found him perhaps the least terrifying man I've ever met in the theater—because at first glance I could see through him and he… — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
I had no problem relating to Peter Parker. He feels like he might be in way over his head but is desperate to prove… — Jon Watts Copy Share Image
I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem. That town… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
What meditation does is allow you to actually survive these emotions as opposed to compartmentalizing and having them come up and make you a… — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“Pliny paid for his "phenomena"!...I've paid a bit, too...everything worthwhile has its cost!...if it's free, you're down with the shithead fraternity! blabbermouths, charlatans, the… — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
The world is full of shitheads, Rhea. Don’t listen to them—listen to me. And I know that Lou is one of those shitheads. But… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead? — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
I can't stand what people do to each other. I think we're brilliant as a species. I think we are amazing. I think that… — Pat Benatar Copy Share Image
It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was taking it. "Okay. I love… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
