Everything Quote by Don Rickles

I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't…

— Tabitha Suzuma

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of…

— Taylor Lautner

I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who…

— Vir Das

To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It's very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more…

— Neil Peart

I'm just trying to be funny, trying to make people laugh, and trying to make the world a better place through some jokes. I…

— Carlos Mencia

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and…

— Don Rickles

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it…

— Carlos Mencia

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about…

— Joan Rivers

I am not funny in real life, but it's my work to make people laugh.

— Johnny Lever

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

I like to think we're pretty jokey people, self-deprecating - and we can be quite moronic, too - but we've had to learn to…

— Ellie Rowsell

A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre…

— Ramandeep Singh