America Quote by Dick Cheney

Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in…

— Jay Leno

On a day when Osama bin Laden again threatened the United States and our allies, it is disturbing to realize that John Kerry neither…

— Marc Racicot

John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush…

— David Letterman

If we've seen one thing from Donald Trump, it's that he says one thing one day, and another thing another.

— Mika Brzezinski

The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he…

— Conan O'Brien

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

— Jay Leno

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has…

— Jay Leno

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth…

— Craig Kilborn

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message…

— Craig Kilborn

Whether on guns, race, culture or feminism, there really are two Americas.

— Joy Reid

The Bible tells me that no greater love has a man than to lay down his life for his friends. John Kerry's fellow crewmates…

— Max Cleland

You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush, we can't…

— Mark Shields