Algae Quote by Diane Ackerman

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Males and farts. Any species, any planet, didn’t matter.”

— Ilona Andrews

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Earth’s flaming farts, it worked!”

— N.K. Jemisin

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Why is it...that the good things that pop up almost always get clobbered by these miserable darn things that seem to choke out everything…

— A. E. Hotchner

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”

— Robert Bevan

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.”

— David Chuka

“I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of water, sunlight, and standing still to get this…

— Jarod Kintz

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak