"Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle……" — Dennis Miller
"Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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Good fame is like fire; when you have kindled you may easily preserve it; but if you extinguish it, you…
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It's just very homey in Ireland. It's very comforting and comfortable. There's lots of fireplaces with fires. It's just really…
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Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work…
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Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans…
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Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears form the eyes of woman.
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