Fire Island Quotes
- Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island. — Dennis Miller
- I'd be devastated if my son grows up to be a hetero. I mean, I'd still love him ... but as a parent you just… — Debra Messing
- I was once all by myself in a house on Fire Island. Where I compared the original cast recordings of two different versions of The… — Paul Rudnick