Birthday party Quote by Debora Geary

“No one at college ever goes to a party before ten-thirty at the very earliest! They’d rather die. It’s so uncool to be early.”

— Francine Pascal

“Drunk puzzle night had been a little too much fun.”

— Tracy Brogan

“because six-year-olds don’t have real interests aside from double Dutch and Pizza Lunchables.”

— Katie Heaney

“I'm drunk-nonsensical tired out.”

— Robert Frost

“Nine hours, two pizzas, one fight, three instances of vomiting, a million whistles, tons of snacks, and countless drinks later, we learned that I…

— Wendy Higgins

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday…

— Larry David

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

— Jarod Kintz

“In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Day drinking?” she said, mock offended. “It’s not day drinking if I start after five,”

— Blake Pierce

“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”

— Drew Barrymore