Crazy Quote by Debby Bull

“I filled the vase with water and dropped the aspirin in before arranging the flowers. I turned to show my work to Mimi for…

— Kris Calvert

“Mary Jane she set at the head of the table, with Susan alongside of her, and said how bad the biscuits was, and how…

— Mark Twain

“My grandmother simply shook her head and said, "You know what you saw. The bird doesn't need to be counted, and neither do you.”

— Terry Tempest Williams

“We walked up the steps of a quaint stone church. "Get those friggin' leeches away from me!" a familiar voice yelled from a second…

— Suzanne Selfors

“Butter melting on a dish meant someone nearby was in love, and a bird in the house take your bad luck out the window.”

— Alice Hoffman

“Birds are flying over the garden. What are you doing inside the house? Join them! If you can’t join them, at least open the…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Martha Raye slipped up to the colonel and she said, 'Sir, where do we eat?' He said, 'You mess with the men.' 'I know…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Last week, our picture window Produced a half-word, Heavy and hollow, Hit by a brown bird. We stood and watched her gape like a…

— Joanna Newsom

“My ma always said the word damn came from beavers who gave up on their houses one stick short.”

— Charlie N. Holmberg

“A toast," Smooth Kitty cried, feeling almost giddy, "to self-government. Saint Etheldreda's School for Young Ladies will be run by young ladies from this…

— Julie Berry

“Look, I fetched some Fat Hen for you.' Jem offered me a bunch of wilting greens. I reached for the plants, rubbed the leaves…

— Martine Bailey

“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp napkins. Covered…

— Kresley Cole