Martha Stewart Quote by Elizabeth Berg

“What do you mean there is no bathrobe in my suite??!!”

— Michael Lewis

“My friend loves taking a bath all by herself. She never ever gets out.”

— Kōji Suzuki

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to take a sponge bath, but first I need to take that sponge and wash the dishes so I can fit my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Real men don't take Baths!”

— Jay Crownover

“A bath is not enough to remove all your dirt if you are dirty from inside.”

— Hussain Rasheed

“The world may be falling to pieces, but at least the lot of us can have a bath.”

— Kristin Cashore

“WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then…

— Qwen Salsbury

“Why wasn’t the not-showered-ratty-pajama look in?”

— Rachel Higginson

“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he…

— Benson Bruno

“I was just bathing.” “Aren’t you the fortunate man. Bathing.” “Only a shower.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“I spent an hour yesterday watching the ladies bathe. What a sight! What a hideous sight! The two sexes used to bathe together here.…

— Gustave Flaubert