Half empty Quote by Dawn Kopman Whidden

“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright

“Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?”

— Mark Millar

“Someone had carved into the metal wall, a corroded scrawl I hadn't noticed before. The words were upside-down—etched higher than I could reach—but easy…

— Mitch Cullin

“You stir up more hornets' nests than a twelve-year-old boy with a baseball bat. You‘re like Lois Lane on crack.”

— Darynda Jones

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“When I was young there were some things I didn’t understand. I never understood how Superman could love Lois Lane…”

— Jaree Francis

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad…

— Jarod Kintz

“The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly speak, let…

— Jill Mansell

“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who…

— Chris Kuzneski