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“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d say, “Keep it, compliments of the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem.…

— Haruki Murakami

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not…

— Haruki Murakami

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh

“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”

— Christopher Hitchens

“You have to say 'Men with a thinning problem'. Bald is discriminatory. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged'.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I’m going bald!”

— J.R. Ward

“It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job interview trying…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber’s simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious…

— Seneca

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a…

— Persis Khambatta

“My wife Once said ''If You ever go bald, then I am gonna leave you'' And she never lied.”

— Dinkar Kalotra

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

— Jennifer Coolidge