Quote by David Markson

“He tossed the potato up and down, up and down, a thin smile creeping out from the corners of his mouth.”

— Sharon Cameron

“had a face like a shovel.”

— Dean Koontz

“I threw my arms around his neck and pressed my mouth against his; he tasted salty, like potato chips. It was delicious.”

— Donna Hosie

“. . . it was his teeth that stood out most of all, each smooth and square and exactly the same. Teeth like big…

— Daniel Barnett

“He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding, eyes bulging.…

— Neil Gaiman

“He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.”

— Joe Haldeman

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato”

— Terry Pratchett

“He had the kind of face you wanted to kiss — lips, forehead, cheeks, eyelids, everywhere except his chin. That you wanted to bite.”

— Shannon Hale

“He wasn’t fond of vegetables aside from corn on the cob, hated anything green unless it was a gummy bear, and basically had the…

— Jill Shalvis

“The man uttering these words had a face like the Golem of Prague and a barrel-shaped body that belonged on a beer cart. He…

— Philip Kerr

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens