““The Roman co-founder named Romulus Had hair that was pretty ridiculous: With head lice it teemed; This was not esteemed -- His friends called him Homo pediculus. A coed, though very curvaceous And charming and socially gracious, Could not get a date 'Cause college guys hate When gals are so darn furfuraceous. "Why is it that people don't want us? This question continues to haunt us." The warthogs bemoan Their being alone. "Or maybe we're too xanthodontous?””
![“The Romans did not see [the tale of Romulus, Remus and the she-wolf] as a charming story; they meant to show that they had imbibed wolfish appetites and ferocity with their mother's milk.” quote by Terry Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f68/terry-jones-16451_appetite_the-romans-did-not-see-the-tale-of-romul_1233418.jpg)
