Humor-inspirational Quote by David Choate Download Open image ““The only thing I break when I'm drunk is records!”” — David Choate ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-inspirational
“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and buys you… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“a record player needle had slipped into the groove in the vinyl and I couldn't get it out again.” — Leslie McAdam Copy Share Image
“My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on to the floor.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“I hate hearing other people taking shits. Still, I’ve got nothing else to listen to on my record player but these crude recordings I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrated by scratching all my CDs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“For the first time I realized that perhaps my drinking was getting a bit out of hand, but I knew you’d drink too if… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?” — Bryan A. Fritz Copy Share Image
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.” — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.” — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“Love isn't something you can put a timeline on, you know that right?As it would seem, fate had other plans for us. Wouldn't you… — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?” — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
