"To enter Europe, you must have a valid……" — Dave Barry
"To enter Europe, you must have a valid passport with a photograph of yourself in which you look like you are being booked on charges of soliciting sheep."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Booked Quotes
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A lot of people have said to me, 'That's a great idea, running for president. You'll get booked for more…
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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now -…
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When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.
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Many birds and beasts are...as fit to go to Heaven as many human beings - people who talk of their…
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Andrew Keen was so typically brilliant and entertaining at LeWeb 2007 that we booked him for Le Web 2009.
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The day that I got the phone call to tell me that I booked ‘Glee’ I was shooting ‘CSI Miami.’…
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I felt like a fighter who was training for a title bout that had not been booked yet.
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And I was booked once to go on 'Ed Sullivan' and I got bumped and ran out the back door…
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When we'd suggested doing it, the Theatre Royal management had said, 'Nobody wants to see Waiting for Godot.' As it…
— Ian Mckellen
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I love football. My weekends are booked. Saturday college games and Sunday NFL and 'Monday Night Football.' Booked! Football is…
— Jordin Sparks
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We did like 12 shows, then we did the entire Ozzfest with the first half completely booked; then we did…
— Tom Araya
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My first show was when I was a high school freshman, but it was at the junior class dance. My…
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