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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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We are continually shaped by the forces of coincidence. — Paul Auster
Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause… — Mahmoud Abbas
Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines… — Karen Armstrong
A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each… — Rudolf Arnheim
Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The… — Saint Augustine
The world is so unpredictable. Things happen suddenly, unexpectedly. We want to feel we are in control of our own… — Paul Auster
We have established a new basis in our country in which economic liberalization would continue to flourish alongside democratic forces… — Ibrahim Babangida
The fatigue produced on the muscles of the human frame does not altogether depend on the actual force employed in… — Charles Babbage
Save for the wild force of Nature, nothing moves in this world that is not Greek in its origin. — Lord Acton
The one pervading evil of democracy is the tyranny of the majority, or rather of that party, not always the… — Lord Acton
I am politically pro-choice, but personally pro-life. I have my faith but refuse to force it on the world at… — Julianna Baggott
To be sensual, I think, is to respect and rejoice in the force of life, of life itself, and to… — James A. Baldwin

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